I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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