My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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