I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
