Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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