Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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