There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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