I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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