Where did you get a picture of my penis
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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