I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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