She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Randomize
