drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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