i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Nobody cheats on THIS.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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