I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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