I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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