I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
