You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I love you.
Bad choice
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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