Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Just puked most of my soul out..
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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