we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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