dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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