All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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