i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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