but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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