If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
someone owes me an orgasm
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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