If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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