that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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