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hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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