I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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