I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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