he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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