Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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