You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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