Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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