Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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