Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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