There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
