We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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