where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Randomize