hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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