i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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