I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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