What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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