everyone is single if you try hard enough
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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