quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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