Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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