Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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