Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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