I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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