I love black thongs
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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