..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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