i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I queefed so loud it echoed.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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