It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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