I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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