Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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