wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
it's great music for shaving your balls
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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