so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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