she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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