At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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