He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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