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talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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