i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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