"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
She even gives head with a lisp.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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